Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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