I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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We left the knife in your bed.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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