Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
