Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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