There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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