now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of