i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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