Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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