After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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