it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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