I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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