Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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