that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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