i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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