no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Vodka?
Forever.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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