Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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