we're blogging at a bar
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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