Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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