i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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