she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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