it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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