So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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