I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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