please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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