yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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