He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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