So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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