After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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