so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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