I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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