Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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