I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
