so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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