so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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