That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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