question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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