i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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