I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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