oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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