When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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