apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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