She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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