I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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