question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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