I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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