How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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