The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fuck appropriateness.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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