I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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