i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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