cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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