A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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