i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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