He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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